• Der Boyfriend: What are you getting me for Valentine's Day?
  • Me: NOTHING
  • Der Boyfriend: Hahahaha good because I'm kind of poor right now and -
  • Me: BECAUSE VALENTINE'S DAY IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CONSUMERIST BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN SINCE "SWEETEST DAY," IT'S BLATANT CAPITALIST MANIPULATION OF YOUR EMOTIONS, CONVINCING YOU THAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH TREATING YOUR PARTNER RIGHT JUST ONE DAY A YEAR, MAKING YOU FEEL BAD IF YOU DON'T BUY ALL THE BRANDED DATED SHIT, IT'S BULLSHIT, IT'S CONSUMERIST BULLSHIT-
  • Der Boyfriend: Oh my god I love you so much

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